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If anyone asks, I am a genius. I am also a semi-retired superhero but don't tell anyone that.

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

officialgavinfree:

oh my god i just realized what’s so dumb about people being like “why would you want to watch people play video games if you could just play them yourself” 

sports

you fucking idiots watch sports on the television shut the fuck up

danieljlayton:

jackhoward:

jtkp-mod:

This is so stupid that it’s funny

This took me too long to figure out.

Yeah, so I had trouble with this.

Fun fact, simple pranks are often stupid too

danieljlayton:

jackhoward:

jtkp-mod:

This is so stupid that it’s funny

This took me too long to figure out.

Yeah, so I had trouble with this.

Fun fact, simple pranks are often stupid too

pricklylegs:

These are gold.

The best food porn is the simplest

Amen

Amen

I really want to get back in to learning German

cicadababy:

tex-ture:

Still think these are the coolest.

wow 

Must own these one day

I love being horribly straightforward. I love sending reckless text messages (because how reckless can a form of digitized communication be?) and telling people I love them and telling people they are absolutely magical humans and I cannot believe they really exist. I love saying, “Kiss me harder,” and “You’re a good person,” and, “You brighten my day.” I live my life as straight-forward as possible.

Because one day, I might get hit by a bus.

Maybe it’s weird. Maybe it’s scary. Maybe it seems downright impossible to just be—to just let people know you want them, need them, feel like, in this very moment, you will die if you do not see them, hold them, touch them in some way whether its your feet on their thighs on the couch or your tongue in their mouth or your heart in their hands.

And there is nothing more risky than pretending not to care.

We are young and we are human and we are beautiful and we are not as in control as we think we are. We never know who needs us back. We never know the magic that can arise between ourselves and other humans.

We never know when the bus is coming.

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(via girl-violence)

What if the moon was a giant disco ball?